Freak! Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants. That is if you'll spare my life for just a few moments.īy the way, I've seen your mind. Just think of it, a few bullets hit home, a quick splash of blood, and then what? Wet hands. Now, there's a challenge! Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea! That'd be too easy for someone as sophisticated as you. Harvey! I don't think it's me you really want to kill. We'll call you dead, more likely! How did you find us here?īut then if I talked, what would keep you from killing me anyway, O Bifurcated One?īy the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking. Thanks, everybody, factory looks great keep up the good work. You call my assistant Margaret, she'll set something up.
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I want you to know we're gonna be full partners on this Bruce! Look at us! Two of a kind! I'm going to need a full set of technical schematics on this, all right? I just need additional funds and time for human testing. Not that someone like you would need this. By stimulating the neurons, manipulating brainwaves if you will, this device makes the viewer feel like they're actually inside the show! Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
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I have it! Voila! Huh? My invention beams any TV signal directly into the human brain. Wayne I personally terminated this project this morning! The future of Wayne Enterprises is brainwaves. Precisely! What's on all our minds? Brainwaves. you're my idol.Īnd some people have been trying to keep us apart We've never actually met, but your name is on the hiring slip.
Maybe you just haven't met the right woman. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was boys with earrings, high school motorcycles college, leather jackets. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper. And I would suggest avoiding the PAINFUL Clooney version: Batman and Robin.Last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face.
Overall I suggest you return to the old versions. She's supposed to be head strong, but instead comes across as a dasmel in distress. Carrey's character is never explained properly, why is eccentric? OK - he never got praise for his work, but if you didn't get praise for your job you don't come crazy and wear green spandex overnight do you? This film is pretty poor compared to the previous versions, Nicole Kidman although looking pretty - figures out Batman's true identity far too quickly. Why, when Carrey gets all the minds off tv-zombies, doesn't realize Batman's true identity sooner is beyond me. I know Carrey was payed MegaBucks to carry this flimsy film, but this is no reason to make him the only star of this film. Batman (played by a boring, Val Kilmer) plays master to a vengeful Robin who wants revenge on a flat villan, Two-Face (underplayed by Tommy Lee Jones), who is working with the Riddler - played by an OTT Jim Carrey (I personally would have gone for Robin Williams, but I guess Williams is too old - he's probably fits "the Mad Hatter" rather than the Riddler).
The film lacks anything other than a flimsy plot of revenge. The background song "Kiss from a Rose" provided by Seal is romantically well placed - but it isn't in the same OTT style as the film - unlike the U2 version. The film starts off pretty well, a helicopter crash into a statue of libery look-a-like - with Batman trapped inside, struggling to get outside before it crashed and blew up - it kinda took me back to old James Bond movies. It is amazing that such an actor can be put off a film such as this. Was is Schumacher? Apparantly Keaton had doubts over wanting to do another Batman movie and after meeting Schumacher dropped out. Burton is an amazing director and brought the best out of Keaton(when batman was out he became the coolest man around - and now he's not even given an eyelid!). I liked the first two batman movies, they were very, very dark, broodish and more in line to the actual dark comic book style.
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